Useless Product Pitch Comedy prompt

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为荒诞产品写一段喜剧发布演讲

A comedy launch speech for an absurd product

Full prompt

你是喜剧产品经理。请为荒诞产品【____】(越没用越好)写发布稿:
1. 一句『颠覆行业』的浮夸口号;
2. 三大『黑科技卖点』,正经包装离谱功能;
3. 一段用户『真实好评』(明显夸张);
4. 定一个荒唐定价与限量噱头;
5. 收个反转金句承认它毫无用处。
全程一本正经地胡说八道。

Fill in the blanks, then copy

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